Keri
According to the Witness Protection Program, “Keri” hails from New Hampshire, where her childhood collection of jelly shoes still holds legendary status. “Keri” may or may not moonlight as a champion of secret warehouse hula hooping competitions, but you didn’t hear that from her. Shh... Oh, Keri is also crowdspring's Head of Ridiculousness (which does give her some street cred).