Dove Boys T-shirt For 25th Annual Dove Hunt

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT US:

We are a group of 15 guys who started hunting doves together in grad school. We call ourselves the Dove Boys. Now we are now in our 50's and wish we were younger and better looking. We hunt in Arrey New Mexico, eat ribs and Mexican food, drink a lot of margaritas, beer and whiskey, tell the same tired old dirty jokes over and over, oogle girls and shoot each other every once in a while. We drink Oatmeal Stout beer for breakfast because it bothers our wives We are very good singers once we have had a few drinks. We put a cooler of beer in an inner tube and float down the Rio Grande river.

HERE IS WHAT WE NEED:

We need a really good T-shirt to wear for the weekend. We prefer slightly naughty, macho humerous themes.

OUR TARGET AUDIENCE IS:

Ourselves! we fully expect our wives and most decent women to not be amused. We want to feel that we are SEXY, VIRILE, POWERFUL, DANGEROUS PREADATORS when we wear our shits.

A truly clever artistic design (to show our sensitive side) would also be acceptable - something Wharholesque involving a series of doves or guns might work...

WE LIKE THESE DESIGNS:

white ink on cammo background,

Nirvana drunken smiley face with x x for eyes,

Something Warhol ish,

Anything with doves - dead doves, doves on the barbeque, doves and guns, doves and sex, lots of doves, giant doves, drunken doves, wicked doves etc. etc.

some small reference to this being out 25th year