Starts:8-Feb-12 12:13 a.m. GMT

Ends:15-Feb-12 9:13 p.m. GMT


Award 1: $300




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Creative brief

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Sh*t Lawyers Say

What do you do?

Creative Internet Video

What is your industry?


Describe your audience

Internet Viewers

How do you intend to use this script?

To produce a 1 to 2 minute viral internet video for the internet. The script should consist of approximately 50 short funny phrases that a lawyer would say following the "Sh*t people say" meme. For more information about the meme, please see:




What 3 things would you like to communicate through this script to your audience?

Irony, sarcasm, humor.

Do you have a title for this script?

Sh*t Lawyers Say

Do you have a thesis or conclusion that must be reached?

Must be funny. Make fun of lawyers and law practice.

List specific information that must be included

Approximately 50 short funny questions or phrases

What character, tenor or spirit do you want to convey?

Irony, sarcasm, humor.

What is your required length in words or pages for this script?

Approximately 50 short funny questions or phrases

Do you want to include additional info?

Runner up participants will be offered $5 for each phrase that is also chosen to be included in the video, for a total of up to $250 in consolation prize money. THEREFORE, PARTIAL OR INCOMPLETE SUBMISSIONS ARE ENCOURAGED.

Brief updates

By crowdSPRING on 14-Feb-12 11:16 p.m. GMT
Hello all,

We have temporarily hidden this project to discuss a problem with the buyer. We will let you know as soon as it is back open.

Thank you for your patience and all you do.

~The cS Crew
By crowdSPRING on 15-Feb-12 9:52 p.m. GMT
Hi all,

We just wanted to let you know that the buyer in this project has requested a refund. And, because we offer buyers a money back guarantee, sometimes we have to make good on that promise.

To reward the loyal creatives who worked hard on this project and all the others on the site, we've taken the proceeds from this project and used them to fund our monthly cS Awards program. The cS Awards are issued every month based on varying criteria but are a simple way that we give back to the community and reward our creatives.

Thanks so much for participating and see you around the site,

The cS crew