Dear user,

We regret to inform you that the promotion you're trying to use has passed on. It is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker.

If you think we may be mistaken then you're either in the first phase of grieving (denial) or we've totally botched something. Either way, feel free to contact us but, please, prepare yourself for the worst.

Peace be with you,

The cS crew